You might be a red-neck vampire.....

If your raves include line dancing, you might be a red-neck Brujah.
If your favorite hunting dogs include members of your own clan, you might be a red-neck Gangrel.
If you can crush beer cans on your imaginary friend's forehead and it works, you might be a red-neck Malkavian.
If your favorite place for muddin is your city's sewers, you might be a red-neck Nosferatu.
If you're entranced by the rebel flag, you might be a red-neck Toreador.
If your favorite love ritual involves your sister, you might be a red-neck Tremere.
If dip or tobacco is part of your selective digestion, you might be a red-neck Ventrue.
If your hell hound makes you sit in the back of your truck, you might be a red-neck Caitiff.
If your idea of Conclave includes a tent revival, you might be a red-neck Prince.
If you got your position by coming in second in a cow tipping contest, you might be a red-neck Seneshcal.
If you participate in a quilting circle to keep current on Kindred affairs, you might be a red-neck Harpy.
If your ideal Elysium is Dollywood, you might be a red-neck Keeper.
If you refer to your Deputies as "little buddies", you might be a red-neck Sheriff.
If your cry to freedom is "The south will rise again", you might be a red-neck Anarch.
If you attend Vaulderie wearing a pillow case and sheet, you might be a red-neck Sabbat.
If you monitor Kindred society with binoculars while standing in a deer blind, you might be a red-neck Inconnu.

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I feel like a daisy on a warm spring day.

*looks at the writing above* I knew I was in the right clan
(proud VENTRUE)

*looks at the writing above the writing above*...... huh? *wipes drool from chin*.......its not a damn dress!!!!

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The shadow, just out of sight, is me; death walking. Your time is coming....

Yes Sato it is a dress im afraid. =(

Hmm..then I guess Ravnos like me are safe from being a red-neck as I don't see us listed there

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It takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, but only takes 4 muscles to reach out and b***h slap them