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Epoch
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A female Tzimisce goes into a bar and walks up to a guy playing pool. She whispers something into the mans ear and the man starts to laugh. Soon both the man and the woman leave, when they return the man is crying and the Tzimisce goes up to the bar.

The bartender asks: "What happened?"

Tzimisce: "I told him my dick was bigger than his so he laughed."

Bartender: "Why did he come back in crying?"

Tzimisce: "I showed him."

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Kain
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lol, i believe ive heard that before actually, it sounds familiar.

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