The monkey and the polarbear love song.

This is the story of a love affair,
between a monkey and a polarbear,
a true love in this world is so rare,
to see.

There we were in the zoo,
you were looking at me I was chuckin' pooh,
The peanuts were flying in the sky,
baby that's when you caught my eye.

You bent the bars and set me free,
we got as far away as we could be,
we ran wild and crazy fast,
that's when the dart hit your huge ass.

I ran like a little bitch in fear,
They drilled a hole in your ear,
a park ranger stuck his arm up your rear,
I could tell it hurt from your tear.

I knew that it would never be the same,
now you won't let me touch you I think that's lame,
out the cave I go,
looking for another ho.

We had a love that wasn't fake,
but your a polarbear for Christs sake,
it was never meant to be,
off to a lonely road for me.

So ends the story of a love affair,
between a monkey and a polarbear,
a true love in this world is so rare,
to see

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I feel like a daisy on a warm spring day.