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Kohan
Fifth Blood

Joined: 11 Aug 2006 Posts: 94
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I can SERIUOSLY see Epoch doing this!!!
A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an
oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. As they
stand at the Pearly Gates waiting to enter Paradise
and meet their maker, God decides to grant each
person one wish because of the grief they have experienced.
They're all lined up, and God asks the first one
what the wish is "I want to be gorgeous," and so God
snaps His fingers, and it is done.
The second one in line hears this and says "I want
to be gorgeous too." Another snap of His fingers and
the wish is granted. This goes on for a while with
each one asking to be gorgeous, but when God is
halfway down the line, the last guy in the line
starts laughing.
When there are only ten people left, this guy is
rolling on the floor, laughing his head off.
Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what
his wish will be. The guy eventually calms down and
says:
"Make 'em all ugly again".
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| Sun Oct 15, 2006 5:41 pm |
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Epoch
Fifth Blood

Joined: 27 May 2006 Posts: 170 Location: Go to hell, hang a left at the river of fire, go a block. I won't be there because I'm not in hell. |
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Sad thing is........you're right, I would've done it. Then when they started crying, I'd prob' laugh harder.
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| Mon Oct 16, 2006 11:05 am |
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Death
Third Blood
Joined: 19 Jun 2006 Posts: 44 Location: The Mausoleum |
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Heh, take it to the next level! "Make 'em all uglyer then me!" hehe, satifaction and torture
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| Mon Oct 16, 2006 4:59 pm |
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