Cigarrettes and tampons

CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS
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>>A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the
>>aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can
>>help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons
>>for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few
>>minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a
>>ball of string on the counter.
>>
>>She says, confused,
>>"Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?
>>
>>He answers, " You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent
>>my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes,
>>and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling
>>papers; cause it's sooooooooooo much cheaper. So,
>>I figure if I have to roll my own ............ so does she.

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